28 July - Fear of Fifty? Fear not!

to be continued. The main thing to add to the adventures of Stacey Parker is the very positive conclusion we were able to draw one day when discussing the staggering amount of sex and its length and breath... I just happened to say 'Hang on, remind me, these guys are all over 50 years old?' She confirmed it. 'But... how can it be possible? Aren't they tired or something?' and she said that only Mr Tongue uses Viagra but only to boost himself if he wants to go past shag no. 3 in same night. The others don't. This, ladies, is fantastic news! It means Grey Power does rule. I wonder if they write about this in Saga magazine?? It would mean that your over 50 bloke is more likely to be like Sting or Mick Jagger than... your old history teacher. And you'll never be able to look your father in the eye again!
More reflections on this to be added, when I take in the realisation that I can ditch the 25 year olds and fish from a larger pond!