30 November - nail trends & aliens

This morning am horrified by reading in a women’s mag – no don’t buy them that often but this caught my eye – the following in big letters on a page in the beauty section “We’re witnessing the biggest trend in nail polishing we’ve seen for years: the return of the ‘naked half-moon’.

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE. I hope the nationals all pick up on this monumental shift in nail grooming. I truly couldn’t tell you what’s so wrong with this, but plenty if I stared at it and re-read it several times. I just about wanted to abandon my gender. I don’t want to go to the other side either. Their mags have these sentences highlighted ‘Mike comes all over Georgie’s face. Etiquette wise this is a difficult one’ (context is guy who comes too soon from masturbating at a sex party, ie didn't wait his turn). So I think I want to be an alien. Though am sure ‘nothing better to do’ aliens co-exists on same planet as famine stricken aliens, so may not be much of an escape.