5 September - Nicole & Keith

Thanks Nicole. If it's ok for her to have a blarney with new hubby about him keeping a video of self and old model flame (not sure content of video... walking through fields of poppies or nightvision a' la Paris Hilton), then I should demand Toph eliminates some pics of the ugly ex which are gathering dust in his kitchen? Ok, these are holiday snaps so no make up etc but if I were her I'd never allow such records to be kept. Unflattering or what. I'd be doing her a favour. Anyway, I don't fancy a mini row over this. I'll go for the diplomatic route and simply make them disappear in the trash. A while ago I experimented with turning back to the wall a painting he has in the bedroom which I don't like. He's not noticed yet.
And I've just remembered a six degrees thingy. Keith Urban went out with a Scandinavian singer friend of mine. The delectable M. It was all going well last year, then he disappeared only to resurface in Nicole stories. Bad boy!