1 January - Engagements & Cherry red patent shoes
Leela's butch daughter had been flirting with me at a pre xmas party and I enjoyed it and played up to it. Then I was introduced to her new girlfriend, the tiniest femme I’ve ever seen, she comes up to my chest and looks like a china doll with copious, bouffanty hair. She looks 12. Toph and Duke are fascinated. I better nip that in the bud and point out it’s ok for a 21 year old lesbian to fancy an 18 year old who looks 12 but not for men of the 40 year’s old section. So they look around and then become fascinated by miss Greek’s shoes. At least she looks 28. Hers are patent leather cherry red high heels. She says she made them herself and the fools believe her. Men! I should be more extravagant with facts or tell the outlandish truth only for them to think it fiction.
Duke is very taken. His girlfriend is in Brazil as a guest of some rich people who can only be older and sleazy on account of finding a way to get his young, stunning girlfriend away for two weeks to just do some work which is largely decorative. . Am not sure that’s the case (why pay for a sexy European to fly to Rio etc when you can pick up sexier local talent if that’s what you have in mind to do?) but this is what they think and it’s possible that they don’t trust that gorgeous girlfriend will not fall prey to the lusting lures of older, experienced men, so we allow Duke to flirt with Miss Greek and I even set up a lunch for when he’s back in town. Presumably when she goes to work, she has to forsake those shoes/accessories and if he sees her in a less alluring outfit, he’ll lose his fascination? I don’t have much allegiance to his girlfriend, but I do have some old fashioned solidarity.
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