3 May - Le petit chevalier

Poor Lord Browne. Just goes to show you can have pretty darn good judgement in business and shit for brains in your personal life. I mean, from which angle did it ever not look like it was going to end in tears if you pick as your boyfriend a male escort over thirty years your junior? Mmhh, let’s see… happy ever after? Tick. In your dreams. I gather the split up was not amicable and Lord Browne probably thought he was more powerful than he actually is. But I guess if you feel you’re being blackmailed you refuse to pay. However, am puzzled by the lover saying he was asking for cash because otherwise he was going to be homeless and starving. Heh? Gringo, you’re 27, you went to college… and you worked as an escort, now what’s the obstacle about going back to that nice position that netted you a Lord for four years? In fact, your bookings could cost a hundred times the amount given the cachet of dating Lord Brown’s ex… plus there’s Big Brother and a number of other TV shows you could have applied for. Or maybe Elton could have taken you in? Or Mandy could have helped. Sorry don’t get it… you’re hardly a non English speaking refugee running away from imprisonment and torture… But serves Mr Browne right… Pick someone your own size people, this dating thing prince and the pauper style is pretty pathetic.

On another note… P. rings, she’s going to a fundraiser with FF Coppola cooking for the assorted charitable bods who have forked out $100 a head to attend. Am jealous, shame I can’t fly to San Fran for the night…