6 July - Glass & Doors

Clearly it stands to reason/laws of shitty world that if you're carrying in your right hand a John Lewis carrier with 2 cushions in it - yes, I hate the proliferation of cushions and would gladly take part in a stoning party for decorators like kelly hoppen or those other two who declare that on beds one should have 16 cushions arranged in a specific size decreasing fashion, but I have metal chairs in the garden and they mark your ass with a patter if you sit on them w/o cushions - and in your left hand a John Lewis bag with glass vase you bought as thank you gift for your boss's wife who hosted a lovely party for all and you're going through revolving doors and someone exiting pushes them round faster than you expected and you get caught in the mechanism... well, which arm/hand do you thin gets crushed? The cushion carrying one? Yeah right....