4 August - George & Elisabetta

Well, a friend writes from Milan and asks when will I visit again, I say prob never though would love to be on Lake Como in the summer, very nice indeed. She says her mum (who lives there) saw George and Elisabetta with Cindy Crawford and hubby in the street. Aahhh, must have been a dream of good lookingness. I say something about George and betty being his beard of the year and she says yes, local gay mate says what goes on in the villa is a lot of cross-stitching. Must be Italian lingo for not having sex.

My friend's further theory is that betty is paid for by mr berlusconi to hang with George and get photographed thereby offering some escape from his own scrutiny by paparazzi. That may well be so, though betty is getting lots of free publicity worldwide when before she was but a national tv presenter best known for love affair with some footballer (in Italy tv presenter and footballer is the only coupling allowed to either).

Anyway, hasn't George's latest dropped girlfriend, the LA cocktail waitress, said in an interview that he's no great shakes in the sack? My theory is that he does girls but only a little, just so that it all looks regular that way. But... who's the boyfriend????