24 December - Penguins & Pyjamas

If it’s Xmas you have to put in a visit to your parents. How come that at my family home I go to bed in a pyjama with penguins on it? It saves arguments, believe me. Is it not to piss my mother off who holds up my G-strings as if they were dog poo? And before you ask, no, I don’t encourage her looking into my suitcase but she just does. Think she believes if this is the underwear you wear, no wonder you're not married. Or is it some kind of subconscious trick to remain an adolescent? Life wasn’t too bad then apart from not being allowed out at night…Penguins are in this year though, see Xmas movies. Maybe I can customise it with a few sequins or feathers.