7 April - Glast NOT

I knew it, am a trailblazer: I decide to ditch Glastonbury and the world follows. This year the tickets are not selling quite so fast. People have finally cottoned on that it’s a vast, commercial shopping centre style experience… without a roof to protect you from the unkind elements.

And Jay-Z headlining? How radical. Not. Who thought of that one? When did it ever seem like a good idea? When did so called urban fans ever go to Glastonbury? Did anyone every look around at the composition of the crowd?

I’m extremely pleased with myself for not going for the past 5/8/10 years and thus having avoided Macca headlining last year (I think). Oh and the mud. But even if the sun was roasting you, it’s still gone too far, too commercial, too full of the wrong people. Just say no.